Sooper Secret Volume I

by Nnamdi Ogbonnaya

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These are songs for/about everyone i know. I didn't know how to record at first, so the songs get progressively better in audio quality.

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released February 5, 2011

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Nnamdi Ogbonnaya Chicago, Illinois

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Other projects Nnamdi is associated with: Monobody, Itto, Teen Cult, The Sooper SWAG Project,
Nervous Passenger,



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The Para-medics
Pisces at the Animal Fair,
Water House,
My Dad,
Love of Everything,
Albatross,
Richard Def and the Mos Pryors
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Track Name: #1christasbackyard
Your Yards my bed when i need to escape from all my dreams,
avoid waking up in the morning feeling lazier
Your swimming pool's my relief from the rain,
The Algae streaking crossed your fate.
The best decision i've made all night.
Track Name: #2MangooNoBalls
You Thought popcorn was safe
shit, he be eating it all
Red hair all on DA face is the
same pigment on his balls
Whiter than Casper’s ghost
lighter than buttered toast
let all your people know that
MANDREW NO BALLS
is back once again
so relax and let him in
or get smacked right on the chin
He'll let you know where he's been
Sneaking in like batman with his side kick CRACKERS, that'll STRAIGHT UP LICK YO HEELS SON!
MANGOO NO SACK
MANDREW NO BALLS
Baby girl let me tell you a story about a boy named Andrew,
He came to the store with a girl and he was wearing no pants "OOOOoOOH!"
I said "Hey what'choo doin wearin no pants?!"
He said "I like it when my junk is EXPO-oOo-SED!!!"
I said "OH NO!" but he said "OH YEAH!!!", then it ended right there.
MANGOO NO SACK
MANDREW NO BALLS
Ffffffhhhhh*** WHAT YOU HEARD!!
Track Name: #3KaylaFur
I often wonder..
if you were stranded on a desert island,
Would you eat a litter of cats to survive?
I've seen flies twice your size,
smiles arrive with your high fives,
you'd think eating peas would reduce quaky knees.
you'd think eating trees would help stability
REGAIN YOUR BALANCE.
Track Name: #4marissAssiram
Melodic arrangements reverberate
But I shouldn't stare anymore.
STOP FOR A SEC and ogle at the lady over there
She's sitting so patiently by herself
What’s keeping you from asking her?
My awkward tango in the drama stair well
must've been what had put you off,
but sunlight, undoubtedly, refurbishes
our momentary association.
Track Name: #5Pa-JammyPond
If practice makes perfection,
then you must practice A LOT.
I've never seen
a nicer human being.
Track Name: #6Val's Bonfires
Hand me a match and pull up a chair
Our eyebrows are singed by the fiery flare
Feelings relax as you breathe in the air
I reluctantly leave wishing I was still there
Track Name: #7ChillinWithTheFeebster
I Kick-Kicked it with Phoebe Miller Today
Groove-Groovin Parts from the high school
play
Talk-Talkin 'bout Nothin-Nothing at all
Laugh-Laughin SO hard's all I recall!
Track Name: #8DominatrixBruno
SPANK ME DOCTOR NICK!!!
and stop my evil brain from thinking
thoughts I shouldn’t think.
Heal me with your MAGIC STICK!
Ever since our conversation at the
lunch table I’ve been thinking about it
I ELASERATED MY SPLEEN JUMPING OVER BUSHES... OW!
I'm in no position to keep talking
So just gag me, tie me up, lets do some shocking
I don't need to breathe at all.
No toilet paper is needed
Just catch and you'll re-feed it
No toilet paper is needed
RE-CRAP it or I’ll just EAT IT!!!
Track Name: #9GrillTysonGary
You can fool all them
but you're not fooling me!
Other people just can't see
YOUR EVIL WAYS
Your barbaric plan's been exposed.
OW! STOP! YOUR HURTING ME!
(*GARY'S CYNICAL LAUGHTER*
IS THE LAST THING HIS PREY WILL EVER HEAR)
Gary Laurich:
<br>
Teaching self-cannibalism to gym students
since 2009.
<br>
{memo}
I know the secret to your drastic fitness
scheme.
You sliced off parts of fat
EATING ALL THAT YOU COULD GRAB
Grilling Girthy Slabs Of Your OWN FLESH
now all that’s left are 'chiseled abs'
BUT IT WASN'T ENOUGH FOR YOU WAS IT!?!?!?!
OH no no no nonono nononononono NOOOO!!!
First Yourself.
Then you move on to your family.
Waking up Missing ligaments.
I COULD BE NEXT!!!!
Track Name: #10MKD
MKD just Reminded me of a milk dud
when i wrote it down.
s o i n s t e a d o f
finishing this song
i went out to go buy a pound.
Track Name: #11Jox-taposition
Jox-taposition!!!
We've arrived side by side AGAIIIIINNNN.
Collect the uno cards AGAAAAAAAAAAAAAIINNNNNN.
'cause Phil Collins always cheats
"HELLo!?? hello! Yes, I've found something!
My radar is picking something up in the Pube-ecinal area,
I don't know what it is but its remarkable!
I'm going to go investigate it."
My radar's reading loose shrapnel and I think its little Albert's glam.
YEAH 'CAUSE I GOT THAT STOOOPID FRESH BLING.
Juxtaposed appendi in the shape of eleventeen hams!!!
*cough cough Gaggidy gag*
Thing1: ARE YOU CHOKING?
Thing2: NO! that-was-an OPTOMISTIC Groan, heavily saturated in
SEMI-SARCASTIC UNDERTONES.
Track Name: #12BrandyCaptainCoolAss
Who's to judge the both of us for sledding up the same hill?
A placebo is all we need to get in on this sweet thrill.
Blankly expressed yet catered towards incredulous needs.
LOADED AGAIN!
Waaaaay toooo cooooool.
Now that i am awake I’m unwilling to take anything that'll come from your hands.
Track Name: #13MattNoodist
I've lost my shoes running JUMPING CllllIMBING away
from a NIGHTmare i had during the DAY
where you were not the same ...at all.
Corduroy Pants.
Whose could these be?
Whose clothes are these?
Whose moccassss|sins are these?
NOT I!NOT I!
If he's naked in the forest then he's prob'ly in the trees.
+I SAID+
Don't be all you can be, because somethings you can be/do you shouldn't.
BE YOURSELF.
Track Name: #14OhMolly
My silent ride will soon subside into a conversation filled with smiles.
(SWITCH*on/#####off#####) blister'ly' concepts
what difference will it make what i discern from here?
made up my mind not to expect
I will be careful with your precious cargo Mr. Malloy,
It's just Bakers Square...there's no reason i should be so Unnnnnruuuuuuly.
Our silent rides will soon subside
running on empty
buying coffee while I’m weaning on gas
BUT
I don't even care as long as it appeals to you.
Made up your mind not to reject my sosshasoshaasoooshascial
soshalshasinadeshashhquceiescial.
Track Name: #15Seth Killed Billy Mays
Just two Jews and some friends making visits to Wawas as the day ends
gulping down the sssssips as we ride down the zip line and that’s how we've spent the day.
Billy Mays passed away while the 7 of us played in the pool and the park down the street from your house.
Track Name: #16Mikey or Spike Lee?
YOUVE GOT A
TICKLED CLOCK
SMILE AT ALL
NAMELESS "THOUGHTS"
COUNTING DOWN
FINGERS DROP
CINEMA
CURRENT "THOUGHTS"
Track Name: #17Dylan Goes to Africa
Oh my gosh!
That’s such a Wicked cough!
Save me some!
When I walked inside
a pastry caught my Eye
Where'd I lay my
Microwaved
Chicken legs.
I wouldnt starve i'd just clog up my heart
FULL OF DONUTSSSS!!! 8)
"The jelly kind as well as the glazed."
UuuuuuUuuhhhnnnnnhh ....the glaze.
ETHIOPIAN KIDS.
Track Name: #18D-D-D-Drew Unit
YOU:"Explain this array of assorted AK-47s!!!"
DREW:"Oh These Gats??....I DUNNO!"
Underneath this Marlins hat
are some swanky new tats
RECAP: Last night, Passed out, Light Naps.
Ending up in gangsta raps???
What happened!?!
I DON'T REMEMBER A THING.
Scene 1 of Drews life:
Director: " Ok, quiet on set! Drew Erickson, Take Number 142.
Lights Cameras action GO!"
Actor: (sings)
Track Name: #19Michelangelo HUH.
That's how you sound when we be screaming all LOUUUUD.
That's how you sound when you be Running yo MOUUUUTH
Track Name: #20Marty Silha 'Money Spilla'
Street Hip Hop Subs Ride

Beside the person you've become
tilt around another skirt
the crew was steady rippin.

Just hide the purse and you've
become another person
to swall-all-low all the twenty perfect.
Silha: Money Spilla, Bounty Killa.
Track Name: #21Matthew by Mike Rotch
If you could be any Comic Book Character
Who would it be?
I'd be a SUPERVILLAN dressed up as me,
but you'd pull it off with a little more ease.
Fully satisfied with being polite
if fictionalized
I(You)I would do some pretty crazy things
If only I lived in another way....
..Not in real life but in stories
Books produce endlessss glories
and make us feel great
[{(something,lifeleafliefffffuh,something,different-cleaning)
hunky-doryyy.}]
Track Name: #22SheChelseaShellsByTheSeaShore
Come over and play
WITH ME!
there aren't any hard wooden floors
to stop you from falling down.
From being super clumsy and falling over
and tearing every ligiment and breaking
every bone inside your body at once.
if only there were no stairs to trick
me by stealing flat ground
i would be crutch free
but walking is harder than it looks
sometimes the ground just moves right out from under me! it's harder than it looks!!!
Track Name: #23You'd Be an Awesome Grandma Taylor
Baking cookies
Waking up Early
Rocking Chairs
Covered in cat Hair
We all have our old lady habits
Knitting quilts
assorted fabrics
(Taylor Junior Jr:"Gwandma What happened next?"

Grandma Taylor: "...and I remember that day, my 16th birthday when i really wanted to go to visit the animals at the petting zoo. Back in my day, no one had pets because they were roaming everywhere freely.
Father gave me a nickel. Back in my day a nickel cost 100 dollars and 100 dollars didn't exist yet. I went there, and on the way there I saw two families fighting over a loaf of bread. Back in my day, only one person in the house had teeth and they had to chew food for all of us. The family, who was of African American descent...
back in my day we didn't call them African Americans
we called them Armed and Dangerous.")
Track Name: #24NajeeWhoOoO.
Get Back on your stolen bike
grab your koolaid slang chicken pootie tang
and whatever else it is that you silly negroes even like
Even though all of our friends are clearly retarded and racist and think all black people look alike WE DO
I’m just a tall Better looking you!
If you don't give me my name back
I'll fart in your mouth while you sleep in your bed!!!
I don't play games but I’ll give you a clue
Same complexion but he's way cooler than you
I don't joke but "Knock Knock! GUESS WHO!?!"
Nnamdi. the one and only original!
WOO WOO!!!!
"Hey do you know what time it is?"
"I think its time for Najee's life to get treated."
"Oh okay. thanks! That’s what I thought. See ya laterrr!" …..I just treated your life.
Track Name: #25RyeHandsStaySeeds
I may be bald and tall
but i can play whatever you play
better than you
Her voice could knock down
chinas walls to the ground
I know these gifts are not my own
I absolve and look at where i've been
and where i'm going to.
Track Name: #26Duck Odor
Those friendly people we meet once in a while
Free formed less skate performed
and scum plates grind spirals
Expect difficulty when all you know about
a person is what you've
thought up in your mind.
Track Name: #27EagerSeger
Jenny's a spring time twirl
Jubilant type of girl
and in other ways she reminds me of that...
Homemade ice cold lemonade squares
Hyper to the world and in other ways she's not.
Hyper to the world and in other way's
she's spot free from you.
Track Name: #28Marsupial
If Primates Evolved Into something Smart
Why Haven't YOU!?!?
I've been worried about
mainly just your eating habits
Ya gotta learn when to quit.
Bloody Playground Slip and slide then
Flip and Die.
The Consumption Of alcohol
throw it up, had enough, then clean it all.

I can't cut through
There's not enough Razor in the world
to shave your back hair off.
Ass Hairs longer than the Berlin Wall.