Rotissabooty

by Nnamdi Ogbonnaya

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about

Thank God for friends that will actually listen to this retarded album and show it to other people. WEIRDOS.

Secondly, I'd like to thank me for being the Biggitybozzarizom and releasing a boss ass album for free.
NOW FOR THE REAL THANK YOUS:::::::

Thank you Christopher Cendejas for the awesome album art. It's perfect.

Thank you to Kyle Lang for helping out on the song Rotissabooty. Listen to his music here:
easter.bandcamp.com
It rules.

Thank you to Johnny Darge for beat boxing on Breakfast. Listen to his music here:
thrashkitten.bandcamp.com

Thank you to Brendan Smyth for making the Mayo beat and Stephan Jurgovan for taking forever to record his verse to it. Listen to our band:
nervouspassenger.bandcamp.com

Thank you to Geoff Schott for his awesome intro and vocals to Janet Jackson (Cyborg). Seriously makes me laugh every time. Check his band:
tpaty.com

Thank you to Marty Silha for making the beat for Hypersonic Swerp. Also thanks to Brian Baliga and Brendan Smyth for rapping on it.
Me and Brian: thepara-medics.bandcamp.com
Smyth and Silha: freudian-slip.bandcamp.com

Thank you to Julie Popelka and Goku Ogbonnaya for singing on AINT CANT NOBODY.
Me and Julie: albatrossgang.bandcamp.com

Thank you to Molly Malloy for singing on GEDDALILDIP.
mollymalloy.bandcamp.com/track/dress-rehearsal
Listen to her sing. She is wonderful.

Thank you to Antonio King for singing on Eddie Murphy. Got that smooth, silky voice.

Thank you to Nicholas Miller for screaming in WHY YOU TRYNA HOLD MY HAND.
Nick's Music: www.soundcloud.com/nicholasbryan

Thank you to Dan for making the ACKIN beat, and to Anthony Sanders, Danny Radovanovic, and Ian Sutherland for their verses on it. Danny's verse is the best thing ever.
Danny & Anthony's band: tandemshop.bandcamp.com/album/bear-hair
Me and Ian's music: www.facebook.com/waterhausen

Thank you to Seth Engel for singing on Big Beautiful Dookie Booty.
Seth's music: optionstheband.bandcamp.com

Thank you to Chi for singing on Ashy Ass Kidz.

Sorry if you wanted to be on this cd and you aren't. Thank you to everyone for listening to my music. SWERP. God Bless.

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released July 14, 2011

Me. Nnamdi Ogbonnaya. AND PBS, and KAPTDHAOBT (Kids against people that do heroin and other bad things). BUT MOSTLY ME. ACTUALLY, ONLY ME. FORGET THE REST. HOORAY ME!!!!

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Nnamdi Ogbonnaya Chicago, Illinois

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Other projects Nnamdi is associated with: Monobody, Itto, Teen Cult, The Sooper SWAG Project,
Nervous Passenger,



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The Para-medics
Pisces at the Animal Fair,
Water House,
My Dad,
Love of Everything,
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Track Name: Boo Boo Clouds
Come and see the world with me
through clouds from the brown eye
Take my hand and we'll float away
You know i'm talking about Boo Boo Clouds
Track Name: Darling Darlene
Darlene is the cutest girl i've ever seen
and when I sleep she roams around in my dreams
Track Name: Rotissabooty
It's Twirlin' Round and Round in my Head
Your Rotissabooty

(Momma Tissere and baby Kyle Tissere Sit down to enjoy a nice meal at the dinner table)

Mom: Dinner's ready!
Hey LOOK! I made your favorite meal Kyle

Kyle: Aw Gee Thanks Mom! O haven't had this in a while!
You sure know how to make me smile. 8).

Mom: Damn right I know! May I cut you a slice? The spices and the juice on the caboose are just right!

Kyle:Mom?

Mom: Yes Dear?

Kyle: I'd hate to offend your ears...but I'M A GROWING BOY WHO NEEDS MORE THAN A PIECE OF IT!!!... when I see that meat there.....skewered on a spit... I can't help but feel good!...and I feel so misunderstood...

Mom: Kyle, you're a growing boy....and I just want you to know that...

I UNDERSTAND YOU! I UNDERSTAND YOU!

It's Twirlin' Round and Round in my Head
Your Rotissabooty
Track Name: Breakfast
It was breakfast time, and a nigga got hungry as hell
and I'm like, What's to eat up in this b**ch!??!
Then I go to the fridge open it up,
and then I pull out the milk.. OOOOOHHH
Then I go to the cupboard and I get
some reeses pieces puffs
YOU KNOW I CANT HAVE ENOUGH
Then I pour them in the MuthaF***in' bowl...
That I STOLE
I took a bite, but it didn't taste too great
because I didn't check the expiration date.
Track Name: MAYONNAISE
Mayonnaise piled on like the everglades
marinate chicken souffle add the perimet'
white bread RYE! catch a nigga by surprise
'bout to make the sickest sandwich that you'd ever lay your eyes on
Grab your knife and fork turkey and pork
chicken and steak then grab a plate don't even wait
'till it's too late
if you haven't added mayo then you're makin' a mistake sonnnnn
Slather on that miracle whip
'till it's soggy drippin
you can straight up sip it through a straw like lipton
lickin your lips and slurp
open your belt
show how it felt
END WITH A BIG OLE' SATISFACTORY BURRRPPP.

---"Ewww man, you got a peanut butter and jelly??!?
Well today that's going to be a peanut butter and mayo sandwich.
YA HEARDDDD???"


You can't eat a sandwich with no mayonnaise
I'mma pour that shit on All DAY EVERY DAY
You can't eat a sandwich with no mayonnaise
NIGGA YOU CRAZY NIGGA YOU WILLLLDDD

You can't eat a sandwich with no mayonnaise
I'mma pour that shit on EVERY DAYYYEEYYAAYYYY
You can't eat a sandwich with no mayonnaise
NIGGA YOU CRAZY NIGGA YOU WILLLLDDD

Oh Damn bitch, what you put up on my sandwich
you got some lettuce and tomato and some ham shit
yo it's one thing that your missing
i ain't worried about nutrition
yo I'm wishing for a simple addition
I need the M to the A to the Y - O
Ayonnaise
I'm in a haze for days over this glaze
You better never forget it
and spread it on my bread
I'll give you five to the head instead of getting fed
WHAT!?!?
Listen to my one request
I need something with some zest
Ain't gon' be impressed by some mustard or some ketchup
But if it's mayo you better trust that I'mma get up
Snatch it out your hand
and grab me a straw
and take that shit straight to my mutha fuckin jaw
till it's gone, then I better go and get some more
I'll see ya later man, I'm 'bout to go to the store

You can't eat a sandwich with no mayonnaise
I'mma pour that shit on All DAY EVERY DAY
You can't eat a sandwich with no mayonnaise
NIGGA YOU CRAZY NIGGA YOU WILLLLDDD

You can't eat a sandwich with no mayonnaise
I'mma pour that shit on EVERY DAYYYEEYYAAYYYY
You can't eat a sandwich with no mayonnaise
NIGGA YOU CRAZY NIGGA YOU WILLLLDDD
Track Name: Janet Jackson (Cyborg)
NEWS Reporter:
a recent survey suggests that there are at least ten billion decent boobies on the planet earth. yet one nnamdi ogbonnaya is outraged that the singular mammary gland he ever witnessed was at the hands of justin timberlake. in defense, timberlake issued a formal statement claiming that his intentions were to bring sexy back. deeply skeptical of timberlake's ostensible motives, ogbonnaya had this to say:

Nnamdi O:
Over 10 billion decent boobies on the planet
and the one wardrobe malfunction i saw had to be janet's
she's a cyborg, and they claim they didn't plan it
but I know boobies that hideous did not come from this planet.
Track Name: Shhhhhh(BLOPE)aaarrrrrrrtt
Oooh another poo streak caught in your butt cheek
doo doo on her whitey tighty smell it from last week
swamp deep in ass creek
peep see whats happening
roll up to the bowl and grab a whole roll of napkins

Run oh run oh run to the bathroom girl

Uh oh, I tried to fart
but what came out was a work of art
instead
I can't hold my bowels
I hope that you like having brown towels

Oh no the demon has been summoned
The booshy just keeps on a coming

Oooh another poo streak caught in your butt cheek
doo doo on her whitey tighty smell it from last week
swamp deep in ass creek
peep see whats happening
roll up to the bowl and grab a whole roll of napkins

AH!

Uh oh, I tried to fart
but what came out was a work of art

I let out a horrible scream
while the Dookie secreted from my seams

Something squirted on my eyeball
and got a little on my towel
hit me like a stack of drywal
DAMN GURL YOU FOUL!


Oooh another poo streak caught in your butt cheek
doo doo on her whitey tighty smell it from last week
swamp deep in ass creek
peep see whats happening
roll up to the bowl and grab a whole roll of napkins
Track Name: Hypersonic Swerp
Cognitive imagination throws you of your axis
Nervous system stimulating large amounts of practice
take you to a level simulating analog analysis
growing like exponential functions have been keeping track of this
you decrease infintesimally like a family tree of grandkids
I secrete sediment spreading seeds in sandy seas of bandits
mathmatical lingo trickles down to your lower back
hips moving up and down like polograph needles on acid
Pushing the notion of knowledge constantly surpass it
Pulsing emotional drawbridge open like a casket
Deriving equations to maintain all of my mental racket
Integrating the amount of time It'll take you to get your ass kicked
Trick you in to thinking that this verse is theoretical then
Trip you when you're drinking just to make a public skeptical
Line 'em up in order color coded alphabetical
Swallowing iron causing an electromagnetic pull

Move to the beat Move move to the beat Nigga
Rinse wash repeat
and Consider it my treat, shit
A B C D none of the above
absurd like a made up word that you never heard of

Move in the way and you gonna get hurt
'cause me and my niggas on some serious swerp
you hear that beat workin'
and your feet start jerkin
we're steady lurkin in the middle of some hypersonic swerp shit

My flow liquid, sick wit a whole click fit wit
cinnamon stick spliff twists, pity the limp wrist bitch that pimped this chick, these wimps is baboons
i pass through and cut your cap like Vidal Sassoon
cats swoon at the sight of me. I don't
blame em man, even dudes wanna get inside of me.
Who excited me? No one. Ya'll no fun.
Who invited me? No one. What? So what.
Fuck you Bitch,
I'll stroll up in your party and break all the
fucking Bacardi and farty in your punch bowl
Eat some lunch ho, chu hungry abouuut!?!?
I'm finna beat you dumb if you don't get the fucking money out
and buy me Wendys
I want 10 chicken nuggets
Use your mouth to order the food and fucking plug it
Get corked up Romano
you look like Chris Kattan bitch
but porked up on guano with a limp dick in your ass shit

Swerp.
Track Name: Geddalildip
This girl I've been trying to talk at
came to a party at my crib
heads twirled and we made eye contact
wonder if she knows what she did to me
I walked over
I got closer
I even offered her a sip of my mimosa
she turned to me, opened her purse
pulled out some nacho cheese and said of course

Ooooh Gurl, You understand
Youuu Sure, know how to please your man

I got tortilla chips
You've got child bearing hips
So Let me get a little dip
a little diddle lip

I got tortilla chips
You've got child bearing hips
So Let me get a little dip from your cup

This boy I met at a party last night
he had a beard and it looked weird
and just as i feared
our eyes locked sight
He approached me awkwardly
introduced himself I think his name was Nam-A-Dee
I wasn't interested so I dismissed him politely
but he continued to persist asking for ONE bite please

Edible cheddar spreadable
head to the bed you bet I will
bread full of feta better fill me up and settle

Inside My Belly

I got tortilla chips
You've got child bearing hips
So Let me get a little dip
a little diddle lip

I got tortilla chips
You've got child bearing hips
So Let me get a little dip from your cup
Track Name: AINT CANT NOBODY
I'm just a confused little girl
that all the boys are trying to win over like a prize
but they're to dull to realize
I'll pack a pistol mace and whistle firmly holstered on my thigh
until I die.

I'm stronger than the average dude
I'll wear a suit and still look cute
FuhQ being prude
Chauvnistic prick
I'll stomp off both your balls and dick
and make you wish your daddy's baby momma
taught you to avoid this trauma
then maybe you wouldn't have acted so ungentleman like

AINT CANT NOBODY DO THIS LIKE ME
AINT CANT NOBODY DO THIS LIKE ME
AINT CANT NOBODY DO THIS LIKE ME
I USED TO BE A LADY NOW I STAND UP TO PEE

I once was invited to your house
you stood up I laid down
your skirt showed me everything
I never want to see again

Skibbidyyy bop...yada whatever...

AINT CANT NOBODY DO THIS LIKE ME
AINT CANT NOBODY DO THIS LIKE ME
AINT CANT NOBODY DO THIS LIKE ME
I USED TO BE A LADY NOW I STAND UP TO PEE
Track Name: Eddie Murphy (The Jam)
In yo mommas house with the girl of your dreams
Parents are out of town and your mind's set on one thing
Your both in love she brought the single finger glove
and now its time to put it on
She wants to make the mood just right so she can have that
magic night so you put on her favorite song

CAN you imagine
making sweet love to this song
it would be so wrong
because it kinda reminds me
of every single eddie murphy movie from the 80's
and thats the last nigga I want to think about
while your touching my schlong girl

When I met her she told me
she was only into DISTINGUISHED GENTLEMAN
I made my rounds like an orbit
in a bit she would be calling me NORBIT
my girl likes to party all the time
and she looks fine cause she's a dime

We TRADED PLACES so she could take good care of my GOLDEN CHILD
48 HOURS of role playing non stop
from the BEST DEFENSive athlete to
BEVERLY HILLS COPs
We did it all and
it's her first time COMING TO AMERICA
and I know I did my thang
cause she came back like a BOOMERANG


CAN you imagine
making sweet love to this song
it would be so wrong
because it kinda reminds me
of every single eddie murphy movie from the 80's
and thats the last nigga I want to think about
while your touching my schlong girl
Track Name: WHY YOU TRYNA HOLD MY HAND!?
Why you tryna hold my hannd
hold my hand
hold my hand

All these girls be grabbing at my hand
can a nigga get a hug first? GOTDAYUM!
DUDES TOO!?!
Maybe just a few
From the pinky to the thumb,
e'ry body wants some!!!

Now you know that i'm a hypochondriac
go for the gold but you end up getting choke smacked
BLOPE BLOPE PLACCCK
meet me on the next track

i've been trying to tell you
but you aint been listenin to me
no i aint bout to hold your

GOD DAMN HAND

i got multiple reasons
but you wont believe them
so you

you can straight up lick my geesh

brush your teeth and lick my geesh and then we roll around the sheets

brush your teeth and lick my geesh and nibble on it like a peacch

brush your teeth and lick my geesh and then we roll around the sheets

brush your teeth and lick my geesh and nibble on it like an (OPERA-COT) Apricot

if you knew what i just came from doing you would not even be near me now.
Track Name: ACKIN
She went to Lincoln Mall and got a hip chick starter set
You think that glitz would distract me from noticing you're an idiot
Broad: Well did it?
Me: HELL NO.
She's got a lot of chest to show though...
It doesn't change the fact her brain's a goddamn vegetable
Her mind's the last place that you would wanna visit on vacation
It's like dying on an empty island I'll demand an excavation quick
(GET ME OUT OF HERE!)
I'll make out with this brick
it's equally intelligent and I won't have to sit through it saying
Shit that's Irrelevant

YOU ACKIN LIKE YOU SAYIN SOMETHIN SMART
CAUSE YOU RETARDED YOU RETARDED
YOU ACKIN LIKE YOUR BRAIN WONT START
CAUSE YOU RETARDED YOU RETARDED

I'm counting at least six bitches cracking jaw up in arms
in a survival of the fittest over Fucking Kid Cudi Tickets
Throw them all to some mas-agonist who are proud of it
I guarantee a mural and a flag will come out of it
Tell me you love the library in Depaul University of the
rack and shit you throw at me like McFlurries at Mercuries
but your Pseudo intellectual attempts to climb on my bed are retarded
I found your dub step ticket stub set

Silly trick back the fuck off with your ridiculous comments
first learn to read then stop with the nonsense
Feel like i'm trying to talk to a toaster
and could not be less interested in trying to get closer
you clearly barely know how to tie your shoes
but you still try to talk about that Nietzsche dude
Swerpin Swervin Sippin on some margaritas
Go back to the first grade and talk to your teacher

Surreptitiously subsiding from the lies to the hiding
providing no remorse
the source shall be recourse in the most volitle of ways
blowing back your membrane
myelinic fibers cant be saved
your cerebral cortex
is connected to your breast
stupify the air supply with
every single breath
your ideologies bother me make some sense
Associate your strength
with your brain not your chest

YOU ACKIN LIKE YOU SAYIN SOMETHIN SMART
CAUSE YOU RETARDED YOU RETARDED
YOU ACKIN LIKE YOUR BRAIN WONT START
CAUSE YOU RETARDED YOU RETARDED
Track Name: Ashy Ass Kidz
me: crying
chi: whats wrong?
me: all the kids were making fun of me! and i dont know why!!
chi: Eww. I think I know why. Have you ever heard of something called lotion??
me: No..whats l-l-lotion?
chi: Let me explain


you are so ashy and THATs why no one likes you
if anyone says otherwise then you've been lied to
So run to your home son
and put on some lotion
so you dont look like such a douuuuuche bag

me: you mean thats all i need to do to have friends?
chi: yes, that and brush your teeth from time to time.
me: wowwwwwwwwww. i didnt know it was that simple
chi: It sure is!!!! now please just go.
me: Thanks thank you so much
chi: Yeah whatever. Just go do it. and remember what I said
Track Name: Big Beautiful Dookie Booty
That's a big beautiful dookie booty
And it's coming for me! OH MY GAWD!
Will you please hand me the salad spoons?
Big Beautiful Bookie Dooty
Track Name: Jessica Alba (For Real Though)
I've been trying to call you over
But you've
turned off your phone
ignored my texts
pretend i dont even exist
but i'm not pissed
I just think
YOU CAN KISS MY ASS
well,
maybe i'm bitter
Now that I know that I can not be loved
and that thanks to you everything sucks

You'll probably catch on sooner or later
hearing the subtle context clues and realize I wasted
hours of my time writing songs about a girl that
practically doesn't exist anywhere but my brain and my stains
but I wont ever admit it when you bring it up
I'll just say that this entire cd

IS-A-BOUT
Jessica Alba
Jessica Alba
This whole entire cd's about Jessica Alba

Jealous i'm not
You're just a twat
a jealous opera-cot

Jessica Alba
Jessica Alba
if she declines
I would be fine
'cause I have never crossed her mind

Jessica Alba
Jessica Alba
if she says "no"
i'll respond "so"
and shrug it off
cause she is not the girl i've been waiting for

despite her perfectly sculpted physique
I'd rather run straight home to you

baby girl you know i love you
almost as much as but still yet
not even remotely close to equivelancy
in comparison to my unbridled spirit
bond to the one and only true dairy that
is know as provolone cheese
but you are a close second
well actually now that I think about it
pepperjack is pretty dear to my soul belly
as well as well as monteray jack,
but baby i need you to know that
you come up a close third or 4th or something
which is pretty good.
If this were the olympics, you might get a medal

I love you girl,
but more importantly I love yo booty, which is a part of you...
hence making this love stronger than any love that has ever existed in the universe
I gotta love you in sections girl
to show my full affection to the world
Your Rotissabooty, Will forever spin round and round in my mind
until I die
and even after that, In heaven
it'll be spinning and spinning with the angels
Amen