Bootie Noir

by NNAMDÏ

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Drew Gabriel
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Drew Gabriel NNAMDIIIIIIII OGBONNAYAAAAAAAA (opera singing voice) YOU ARE KINGGGG
OF EVERYTHINGGGG
YOU DO IT ALL
AND YOU EVEN KNOW HOW TO BALL
This record is so dope. It has everything anyone could ever want. I hope one day to have that crunchy twerk swagger and I wish I was swerp, but this guy has all that and more. Art School Crush is a beautiful song and I could listen to it on repeat for days. The goofier songs are great for getting rowdy in your car smoking Gouda. Experimental-math-rap-pop for life! Favorite track: ART SCHOOL CRUSH.
Jessica Hopper
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Jessica Hopper "Ice Cream" is a deeply weird and fantastic song about maybe getting ice cream in the middle of a fight with your /man lady? Or getting ice cream instead of breaking up? You can almost dance to it. The vibe is impeccable and the lyrics are next level.
--Jessica Hopper, music editor Favorite track: ICE CREAM (Banana Split).
Dan Wilcox
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Dan Wilcox DUH CUZ IT'S AWESOME Favorite track: NO SAUCE.
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1.
BOO TEA NWAR 01:12
The dream doors on the outer edge of his non malignant brain tumor crept open slowly and in poured a dim yellowish light immediately followed by the striking silhouette of a being who's proportions danced beyond the tip of perfection. His bucktooth smile widened accompanying his hazy eyes that were unwilling to move away from what without a doubt the reason his measly life was allowed to continue up until this very moment... Her.... Without breaking away from her well organized bipedal movements, she posed while still managing to keep her face engulfed in the shadows. The burning sensation in his stomach was both a response to the dairy consumed earlier and anticipation of more dairy to come. Unkempt facial hair hair and awkward attempts at conversation easily gave away his weaknesses, yet he still made obvious his yearning for physical contact with his immovable gaze on the seductive display.
2.
HAIR GROWING FROM EVERY ORIFICE PILED ON WE COULD USE A FORK LIFT Were all of your mirrors misplaced? A comb wouldn't cut it but a razor might have done it if you used about a hundred or so your beard is sloppy though and more absorbent than a spoungie mop knotted up there aint enough room for another to grow. OH NO. I dream about that booty every day and I'm so distraught that I forgot to shave. i haven't shaved for days because there is no one left for me to impress since you left Shave off your beard Clean out your ears Open your eyes Open your eyes and see that Booty.
3.
BED (Skit) 02:21
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Baby I never wanna leave you But i'm a women that has needs too Just suck it up and say your sorry and baby i'll stay with you and I'll say to you Eff it lets go and get ice cream Hey bub where have you been? It's hot as hell! Damn. I thought we were friends. I thought you loved me I thought you'd understand Go to the store, buy your fan You didnt now i'm trippin like I'm falling down stairs I dont wanna fight, I just want a little air She screams. I scream. Like bub, let's get ice cream Ok ok love I get it. Your pissed off like a slow kid peeing but it's to hard to fight, lets reason and if you can't do that i'm leaving Eff it lets go and get ice cream I don't wanna argue 'bout dumb shit anymore
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KLUMSY 02:52
Awkward and silly feeling spilling a million objects accidentally stumbling and tripping bumping into and squashing shit carpet always washing it expensive art dont bother with my life is a one man mosh pit grab a stick of glue a piece of adhesive or sticky goo and rubberband a bandage to my hand and hand me something new for christs sake why does everything that i like break? hands made of jello such a clumsy fellow I drop shit unconsciously the opposite of cautious? me, my palms exist like ostrich lips preposterous their costliness (I've got the worlds fattest hands) this little piggy had a seizure the other four forget what they are for and start to freeze up (FUCK!) Texan grease bucket chum lumber top hat porridge veal spoon I cant even hold myself up (are you wasted brah?) Nah mang this is just juice in my cup ribs and hips and hands are split from falling over hard as shit it sucks you see how mad i'm getting trip and slip its never ending even picked on by the teachers school they called me sausage fingers mad I shout some hostile preverbs louder than a gospel singer I drop shit unconsciously the opposite of cautious? me my palms exist like ostrich lips preposterous their costliness my hands are made of elbows and my elbows made of gelatin I have no control over my limbs I cant stand up straight I'm so clumsy just look at my hands take up too much space Texan grease bucket chum lumber top hat
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HOW CRUNCHY IS YOUR TWERK IS?!? 3000 CROUTONS! APPLES 49 CENT 3000 CROUTONS! HUNGRY GO EAT A BRICK 3000 CROUTONS! EAT A WHOLE CHURCH BITCH 3000 CROUTONS! I got a bag full of old bread Put it on a salad I got yr girl sanging like she in a power BALLAD So get to hustlin' with the mustard the salami and the mayonnaise quitters done brung the lettuce And Nnamdi'll prolly make you spread yr legs I hate to be misleading but is that type of soup in season groupies screamin' twerk proceedings touchin' hands fr stupid reasons Drag it back to have a snack Need girls to taste like apple jacks Plus a couple caps to blast and have a salad after that On an italian ranch surrounded by a thousand isalnds extra virgins blue cheese on a creamy french caeser And this Russian Honey, Dijon told her friend Ginger to give me a Hummus Then Louis moved back to Tahini and went Wafu on a taco. Enough romaine and ho trains to end terrorism grab a box of croutons and find some girls and share it with 'em Get twenty old bananas, Both Scotts, Bayo and Bacula Cram them all into the trunk part of a '97 accura and shake it, shake, shake itm shake it like an overdose victim... ---------------------- Yo she got dat dreidel booty know i'm funna spin it blue cheese bowl a soup shawty packin spinach booty density intense for me but i still try to manage it old bread chopped and spiced. not for makin sammiches hit the floor and damage it heavy like an anvil halfblack hispanic chick busy like an ant hill she in da club like DUM DUM DUM DUM I see dat butt like DUM DA DUM DUM DUM I GOT CROUTONS FROM GROUPON AND A FEW SONGS FOR YOU ON THIS ALBUM. "THANK YOU!" YOU'RE WELLCOME . JUST DROP IT LIKE YOU FELL DOWN!! When this hits the stores this shit would sell out. Bang diss at a party and proceed to watch the booties bounce Bang this at your parents house make em get the carrots house. Chop it up Season it PUT IT ON A SALAD
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You got stupid on your face go wipe it off man you look really dumb Ha ha ha ha The name is J Nix And I'm bored of the dicks Got wise to their tricks So their plans I deep six I kill Out in Wrigleyville With my skill drop a bill Watch this dude pop a pill No fear I got craft beer enjoy like a Floyd while you try to go to bed with Dogfish Head by the stroke of two you'll wish you were dead Thin redhead fled You're a pony I'm a thoroughbred Smiling, girlfriend's lying, "He's never like this!!!1!" bite tongue, hold the diss She's leaning toward the door while your ass is on the floor and you could call her a whore but that would be poor… judgement You're out of yr element so repent, fix the dent in the side of your brain that retains your name. Less consumption, remember how to function ================= you got real drunk AND and fell asleep AND THEN then you threw up GROSS it kinda reeked BADLY conscious your not (BUT YOU'RE) sprawled on my couch (SO I) I grabbed my marker and drew wieners on your mouth ink blacker than Roker. must be from Markham I'mma crazy joker MAN.. send me to Arkham I regret lettin you stay and Want your keester out my place To expedite it I decided I did write it on your face
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Oh no I think her eyes are following me... But i'm too nervous to observe this situation realistically I played with dolls until I was 9 and I turned out fine. Yo I wanna be your hubby So bad my hearts popping a chubby Why don't you love me? probably cause you've never heard of me. These starlets and harlots will never know my name until this art gets me paid further than parsecs they say They're heartless in silver screens and perverted scenes that scream, "Stutterbot just come to me," like some disease worthy of encompassing everything Their social status and past filmography means to fanfreaks and prepubescent teens. I dream I dream of scarlett's arms set on my chest with sweat no debt paid when sheets swayed police say, one more charge of stalking the girl in (possibly "from") Lost in Translation then its 3 years in jail and about 2 years probation It's fine, she'll be mine. No need to freakin' stress I know in her mind, love for me grows She just doesn't know me yet I know it's just a still shot but My eyes are still in shock Love is corny and this pic is cropped Even my love life is photoshopped
9.
WIFE YOU 01:27
You're better than cheddar cheese You got me down one knee Sweeter than apple juice I wanna make a baby in you I love you. Marry me. You make the world seem alive. You and me forever. Just let me Wife You.
10.
This shit is the Biggiddy Bozza Rizzom THE SOOPER SWAG PROJECT IS cooler than the shit you put your lunch in on a picnic veterinarian librarian smartest bitch and the sickest ladies laughin like they ticklish Lansing punk i'm City vicious pistol whipping sex machine hair drippin in afro sheen i'm al greene on the scene and it goes ACTION! CUT! buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh baby shake your butt my swerp will take you higher i'm bout to get my creed on snow banks get get in the way and get skeet on Don't Bring your girl around, I might impress her. I might undress her My height arrests her, She might like pleasure. but night lights never. Spend nights together. See girls like poets. Girls like swaggers. I'm the former and latter. A performer they're after. So they swarm and I capture, rapture girls casper and vanish. Into thin air. Biggiddy bozza rizzom. Your girl disappear biggiddy bitch i hit the kitty and split bye infiniti swish by your eyes see you later baby ladiesssss why you tryna fuck me lately 80 reasons. one word: luscious, basically take a seat bitch, or i'll take your g6 to 7/11 get some pop rocks and p stix im p retty, got the b litty? hold up. i be smokin on soda, huh? This shit is the Biggiddy Bozza Rizzom
11.
MUMBLE 02:43
Yo i tried to keep my cool come over and talk to you but all that came out was when you were sitting on my bed. i konw what should be said but all that came out was I dream of kissing on your heels and telling you how i feel but all that came out was I wanna pour you up a drink and tell you just what i think but all that came out was I wish you could read my mind it'd save us both a lot of time and embarrassment
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BOOTY CHEESE 02:11
Oh my gosh. I cant go to sleep cause all i dream about is ooey gooey booty cheese every time I close my every time I close my eyes I picture dairy squares on derrieres I cant even breath Hyperventilating mozzarella cottage cheese (truth) True (love) Luv isn't for with cheese for a heart Ooh extra cheese! She got me to my knees with that pizza booty. Shorty got that pizza booty. Shorty got all that cheese. ooey gooey slimey chewy
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When you're poor and cheap and you want nothing more than a snack to eat then you get on your feet and head down to the store and dumpster dive for bagels When you're sad and broke and you want nothing more than a stack of toast then you put on your coat and go head to the nearest bakery in your neighborHOOD in the back of a dunkin donut parking lot hoping to not see a skunk rat or ocelot torso deep in rye and wheat english muffins on your feet think you hear someone so stop and hide it' covered in goop you continue cause you hope to find some food like a muffin or a loaf anything will do i just need some carbohydrates When you're poor and cheap and you want nothing more than a snack to eat then you get on your feet and head down to the store and dumpster dive for bagels
15.
Hunchback I open up my mac book pro pop up says to update and i just click no Oh my Josh Watkins Where'd the time go? Yo I wanna see some memes with some sub-par jokes Open up Mozilla and fulfill my wildest dreams Don't ever reveal it, I delete my history 4chan Reddit and StumbleUpon thats all I'm on is 4chan Reddit and StumbleUpon Occasionally I change the page to see if something cool is up on Facebook There never is, I close the tab and I go back to being on 4chan Reddit and StumbleUpon thats all I'm on is 4chan Reddit and StumbleUpon Occasionally I change the page to see if something cool is in my inbox There never is, I close the tab and I go back to being on Someone please kill me! My carpal tunnel's building and my eyes are slowly wilting away I'm in the butthole of the internet Please please please Don't Ever Go If You Ain't Been There Yet I Can Haz a Cheezburger ROFLCOPTER Condisending Willy Wonka Bieber post Trolling to the uttermost Nyan Cat Philosaraptor Rage guy sneers Xibit pimpin shit and Boromir exhibits fear DONT MESS WITH FOOTBALL 4chan Reddit and StumbleUpon thats all I'm on is 4chan Reddit and StumbleUpon Occasionally I change the page to see if something cool is up on Facebook There never is, I close the tab and I go back to being on 4chan Reddit and StumbleUpon thats all I'm on is 4chan Reddit and StumbleUpon Occasionally I change the page to see if something cool is in my inbox There never is, I close the tab and I go back to being on
16.
SKANKATRON 03:05
LOL
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I love a girl who doesn't care for me I'll still tell the world that we were meant to be maybe I'll get into art forms and things you give a shit about then run on up to your dorm so I can tell you all about just How you make my heart warm every time I sit around i smile 'cause you're alive you're too busy reading blogs up on the interwebz editing your zine and smoking shitty cigarettes you can keep pretending that you never think of me but that's just a lie maybe I'll get into art forms and things you give a shit about then run on up to your dorm so I can tell you all about just How you make my heart warm every time I sit around i smile 'cause you're alive And you might be reluctant up until you figure out that I'm nothing but love sick I know that you'll come around and see that i'm the one kid that you want to be around to light up your life
18.
SPORK 02:33
I've spent late afternoons Chasing after spoons. Chasing after spoons Picture perfect leave you hurt by dipping much too soon, by dipping much too soon Is there enough cutlary for you to choose from? too much spoon not enough fork i'm sick of being mistreated by slutty cutlery i think one cut was just enough one cut was just for me Saute my heart on the floor and scoop it up with a spork Find a spork to hold on to, A spork to hold on to Then you'll never let her go when its the girl that you want Find a spork to hold on to, A spork to hold on to Then you'll never let her go if its the girl that you want Everyone is looking for someone to hold on to.
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NO SAUCE 02:09
She gotta booty like a jet. It go real fast! She gotta booty like Nascar. It go real far! She eats lots of rice and beans but Her momma booty look like lean cuisine with no sauce pour it on and drown out all the flavor freezer bag. break dat ass in half to save for later bring it to me on a party platter fried and battered no sauce. Your booty reminds me of my breakfast I had waffle crisps and sausages all blended in a cup and I drank it like a smoothie in the sun I know that you will visit me Flying with those booty cheeks Motorized, I cant believe my eyes
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5EVER 04:54
You and me forever living side by side We'll get old and grey and eventually rot away. You and me forever living side by side We'll get old and grey and eventually die.

about

BooTy Slices.
Rotissabooty.
Bootie Noir.
Dead.

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released May 26, 2013

Cover Art By Johnny Darge AKA BIG JD

Mastered by Easton McGruber
Geetar/Hair- Pisces at the animal fair
Bass/hair- Terriers
terriers.bandcamp.com

1) Boo Tea Nwar
Dustin Painter(music)
Composer/Musical Wizard/Producer
soundcloud.com/dustin-painter/sets/demo-1

Kelly Southern(vox)
Bassist/Vox/Cool-Johnny Foreigner
www.facebook.com/johnnyforeigner/app_2405167945

2) 5 O'clock shadow
Chris Sutter (vox)
Guitar/Sex Pot - Truman & His Trophy AND Meat Wave
trumanandhistrophy.bandcamp.com
meatwavechicago.bandcamp.com

3) Bed Skit
Dat Nig

4) ICE CREAM BANANA SPLIT
Alicia Walter (Vox)
Composer/Singer/Guit/Sauce - Oshwa
www.youtube.com/watch?v=LlQOhNWPw-g

Ronald Taylor AKA Genius Picasso (Vox)
Head Producer at 9 to 5 music
www.facebook.com/9TO5MG

5) Klumsy (Fat Ass Finguhs)
Dat Nig

6) Crunchy Twerk
Dan Velazquez (Beat Sculptor)
Crazy Person - Life
carniverousmotherfuckers.bandcamp.com

Ian Sutherland (Vox)
Greatest Friend/Juice - Water House, Quitters, Uncle Ghost
onsomeseriousswerp.com/album/rosie-guadalupe-wilma-mary-ann

7)You Got Stupid on Your Face
Hersh Chabra (vox)
GuitSlice - Pisces at the Animal Fair
pataf.bandcamp.com

J. Matthew Nix (vox)
Being Awesome - Life

8) Scarlett Johannson
Danny Radovanovic AKA Stutterbot
Keys/Heart/Mouth - Island of Misfit Toys
stutterbot.bandcamp.com/track/slash
tandemshop.bandcamp.com/album/bear-hair

9) Wife you
Dat Nig

10) Biggiddy Bozza Rizzom-
J.D. & Luscious Duncan(vox)
sooper swag
sooperswag.bandcamp.com
www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQowfbDAZ1s

11) MUMBLE
Nate Kinesella (vox)
Genius - Birthmark/Make Believe
birthmark.bandcamp.com/album/antibodies

Stephan Jurgovan (Guitar)
Guitar/Filth - Nervous Passenger
nervouspassenger.bandcamp.com

13) Show & Tell
Jonathan Pfeffer (Wordz)
Guitar/Mad Scientist - Capillary Action
capillaryaction.bandcamp.com

13) Booty Cheese
Julia Steiner (Vox)
Guitar/Knowledge/Babe - Ratboys
onsomeseriousswerp.com/album/ratboy

14) Dumpster dive
Dave Reminick (vox)
Guit/Vocals/Ham/Knowledge - Paper Mice
www.papermice.com

15) Forchan Reddit Stumbleupon Facebook
Donnie Sujak (Beat Sculptor)
Bass/ThinkTank/Bass - Pisces at the Animal Fair

16) Skankatron
Goku Ogbonnaya (Vox)
King Shit - Everywhere

17) Art School Crush
Dave Davison (vox)
Geet/Amatuer Professional Bounty Hunter/ voice - Maps & Atlases
mapsandatlases.org

Bobby Burg (vox)
Bass/NicestGuyOnEarth/Smocs - Joan of Arc, Make Believe, Love of Everything
loveofeverything.bandcamp.com/track/sooner-i-wish

Evan Loritsch (Lead 2nd Lead Guitareetar Lead)
Drums/Good at everything - Island of Misfit toys/Kittyhawk/Options
optionstheband.bandcamp.com
kittyhawkisaband.bandcamp.com

18) Spork
Peter Helmis (Vox)
Bass/Mouth Noise/Soup - Algernon Cadwa-something
algernoncadwallader.blogspot.com

19) No Sauce
Dat Nig

20) 5ever
Julia Bard (Vox)
Guitar/BeingRadConstantly/Faces - Island of Misfit toys

Kyle Lang (Vox)
Everything/Sweetheart - Easter
easter.bandcamp.com

Me-Everything else or whatever or whatever or whatever or whatever or whatever
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